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Worst MLS Photo Of The Day

July 3rd, 2009 Categories: Worst MLS Photo

There isn’t one, today. I started out to do the post, but, I just couldn’t find one that wasn’t merely a variation of a well document theme.

Oh, I’ve got thousands of bad MLS pictures stored in a folder on the computer. You’ve seen at least a dozen each of every type over the last two years. How many more sideways bathrooms do you need. Cluttered kitchens – a dime a dozen. Underexposed, almost totally black one’s – you can find them in the dark. Cherrio boxes, bud light 12 packs and other brands name products prominently displayed – I’ll show them again when they start paying me to do it.

So, I’ll bring the series back whenever I have one that’s unique and original. In the meanwhile, all you affectionados of “The Worst MLS Photo” can help out by keeping your eyes open while you search around in the MLS. On any given listing you can just click “inquire”, fill in the spaces, write “check out the kitchen” or whatever, and send. It’s easy, and I won’t be mad if you stay anonymous.

Who knows, you might even find your dream home.  

 

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Worst MLS Photo Of The Day

July 1st, 2009 Categories: Worst MLS Photo

Running late, but never fear….

I’m focusing on furniture this week. As a general rule, (or at least it used to be) furnished homes show better than empty ones.

Focusing on furniture instead of features doesn’t give buyers a warm fuzzy “Oh, I could be happy there” feeling.

 

 

 

The only thing worse than a bad picture is NO PICTURES ATALL!

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Worst MLS Photo Of The Day

June 30th, 2009 Categories: Worst MLS Photo

Buy the house, and you can keep the baby.

 

 

 

 

 

The only thing worse than a bad picture is NO PICTURES AT ALL!

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Worst MLS Photo Of The Day

June 28th, 2009 Categories: Worst MLS Photo

If it was a close up to go along with a picture of the whole house, it wouldn’t qualify. But since it’s the ONLY picture in the listing……

 

 

 

 

 

The only thing worse than a bad picture is NO PICTURES AT ALL!

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Worst MLS Photo Of The Day

June 27th, 2009 Categories: Worst MLS Photo

I’m not even going to ask. Neither should you.

 

 

 

 

 

The only thing worse than a bad picture is NO PICTURES AT ALL!

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Worst MLS Photo Of The Day

June 25th, 2009 Categories: Worst MLS Photo

Just in case you weren’t sure that there’d be enough parking……

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

The only thing worse than a bad picture is NO PICTURES AT ALL!

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Worst MLS Photo Of The Day

June 24th, 2009 Categories: Worst MLS Photo

It’s funny how one can bust ass all week to be all caught up for a 3 day trip, only to come home and be 2 weeks behind.

Let’s start things off with a ghostly apparition.

 

 

 

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Worst MLS Photo Of The Day

June 19th, 2009 Categories: Worst MLS Photo

Another first. (Thanks to reader Suzanne S. for sending this to me. If you see one – especially one that’s truly unique, please email me a copy or a link to it.)

It’s almost like a double exposure that sometimes would happen if you didn’t wind the film far enough. Do they still make film?  

It’s the top of the kitchen in the top half, and bottom of the kitchen in the bottom half, but the halves don’t line up, and aren’t the same exposure.

In any case, I’m grateful for something new that we haven’t seen a hundred times already.

The only thing worse than a bad picture is NO PICTURES AT ALL!

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Worst MLS Photo Of The Day

June 17th, 2009 Categories: Worst MLS Photo

Ok, I’m going back to doing them daily, since a whole bunch of you (well – 5 or 6) called or emailed me today saying you miss them.

I’m wondering if the wrirly round utensil holder is included?

It must be since they gave it such prominent placement while staging the home.

And their little dog…too! 

The only thing worse than a bad picture is NO PICTURES AT ALL!

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Worst MLS Photo Of The Day - The Patented Three-In-One Method

June 16th, 2009 Categories: Worst MLS Photo

This is a first! After about 2 years worth of worst MLS photos, I really thought I’d shown you every conceivable thing that was possible to do to show off  a property in a bad light. Wrong!

I guess when you take a bank owned listing, you have to upload the photos to the banks data manager. Then you can print the page and scan it and upload a copy of the page. Why not?

3 pictures – 1 click. Now that’s time-saving at it’s best!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

All 3 sets are labeled as “exterior front”, and there’s no picture of the front of the property among them.

 

 

 

 

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Worst MLS Photo Of The Day - Do They Still Make Sea Sick Pills?

June 8th, 2009 Categories: Worst MLS Photo

I’m posting these on Monday as a Twofer Tuesday, but throwing in a bonus shot just to help keep your head spinning.

 

 

 

 

 

 

This second picture is just in case you didn’t REALLY get it…..that there’s raised panel doors, or that there are doors at all, or that the monochromatic color scheme is neutral or what ever the hell they’re trying to tell us about the house.  

 

 

 

 

 

 

This is the bonus shot. It’s not the same house as above, fortunately.

 

 

I’m bound and determined to drag us back to the subject of Real Estate. I’ve had enough hippie flashbacks for awhile.

The only thing worse than a bad picture is NO PICTURES AT ALL!

 

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Worst MLS Photo Of The Day - It’s TWO-FER Tuesday

June 2nd, 2009 Categories: Worst MLS Photo

I’m really in the dark about the point of publishing these pictures in the listing. It just seems to me……

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Worst MLS Photo Of The Day

June 1st, 2009 Categories: Worst MLS Photo

Monday is the day we do the laundry. Don’t ask me why. My mother says it’s an old tradition. She always spent Monday doing the laundry. She says it makes sense, since more dirty clothes got generated by 5 kids during the weekend than the rest of the week combined. She still only does laundry on Monday to this very day.

Of course now that I’m doing my own laundry, I’m changing the tradition to every 4^th Monday.

 

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Worst MLS Photo Of The Day

May 21st, 2009 Categories: Worst MLS Photo

It took a minute to figure it out once the stars cleared from my eyes.

 

 

 

 

 

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Worst MLS Photo Of The Day

May 20th, 2009 Categories: Worst MLS Photo

Don’t forget to bring home some milk!

This is a brand new bank owned listing on 6th Street. I’ve know this home for years. I watched it get all “summerlinized”(c) a few years ago. I watched it get caught up in a huge loan fraud scandal. I watched it get abused by the first tenants who were in it after the remodel. I watched it go thru another succession of tenants.

Now it’s for sale again for 179,900. Cash or Conventional ONLY. It can’t be shown until June 1^st. If you’re into Tuscan, granite and elaborite bathrooms, etc, it’s certainly one to keep in mind. And did I mention it’s on 6^th Street?

The only thing worse than a bad picture is NO PICTURES AT ALL!

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