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October 28, 2007

Worst MLS Photo Of The Day –

Our friend Kay in Connecticut posted a whole bunch of good ones today, so I’ll share his with you instead. “A photo of a bad photo”   The onlything worse than a bad picture is […]
October 26, 2007

Worst MLS Photo Of The Day –

This is the first time I’ve ever seen a garbage disposal being highlighted as a feature worthy of being photographed. I had this one in the “lazy agent” folder. How hard is it to close […]
October 25, 2007

Worst MLS Photo Of The Day – In Las Vegas Real Estate, The Address is Everything

In Suburban Las Vegas, everything looks the same. The only way to differentiate one house from another is by the street number. The most important thing that anyone could put into a picture is the […]
October 21, 2007

Worst MLS Photo Of The Day – Just In Case You Don’t Believe Me

Well, folks, this is a first. I’ve never had the occasion where I was compelled to use every single picture that there is for a single MLS listing. (I made the thumbnails extra small, but you […]
October 12, 2007

Worst MLS Photo Of The Day –

In the “clutter” folder is a sub folder just of kitchens. We all know that kitchens and bathrooms sell homes. I picked this one today because the photo is bad in so many different ways. […]
October 5, 2007

Peckers, Knockers, & Bangers – A Real Estate Story

A lot of people are pecking & scratching around my door – They want to talk real estate.  Some others have been knocking softly, and some are banging on it. That’s one way that I judge […]
October 5, 2007

Worst MLS Photo Of The Day –

From the lazy agent folder, which could also be called the “I just pointed the camera, pushed the button, and gave absolutely no thought as to what I just took a picture of” folder. I’m […]
October 2, 2007

Constructive Criticism Makes Us Better

“I really does try to write good. I’s a good speler, (Thanks Mrs. Willson, 3rd Grade). I reed and re-reed and edit everything I’s writen.” And “IT’S” still possible to miss something. Since I’m so […]
October 2, 2007

Worst MLS Photo Of The Day – Photos Should Answer Questions, Not Raise Them

From the “sideways” folder, I bring you these 2 that are from the SAME home. Don’t the sellers see how their home is being marketed? Don’t the agents take pride in their work? Don’t they […]
September 27, 2007

Worst MLS Photo Of The Day – Home Staging Is The Key To A Faster Sale

One of the “staging” tricks used so often in new home tracts is to put a single bed against the wall in a small bedroom. Then you put an overflowing hamper and a garbage can […]